• Dharma Curious (he/him)
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    2 months ago

    As a Virginian, we tell West Virginian and Kentuckian jokes. How many west virginians to change a lightbulb?

    !Whole family, one to hold the bulb, the rest to turn the shack!<

    How many Kentuckian does it does tocl change a lightbulb?

    ! I’m not sure, you’d have to convince them it isn’t magic first!<

    • @PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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      82 months ago

      Raised in Maryland, same kinds of jokes we tell about West Virginia, lmao.

      A West Virginian boy got mad at a Marylander, so he threw a stick of dynamite at the Maryland boy. The Marylander picked it up, lit it, and threw it back.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        32 months ago

        Ha! Nice! Take that, Wear Virginia! Lmao

        We had others, but most of them revolve around how, ahem, close their families are. Lol

    • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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      52 months ago

      FYI, spoilers don’t work like Reddit (or at least not on my web client.) Try doing it the way Limfjorden did:

      ::: spoiler Answer
      Three; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.
      :::
      
      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        22 months ago

        The ones using colons don’t work on my client, but the built in ones using the > and ! do. I’m on eternity

        • @Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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          32 months ago

          Strange. I think colons are the official way (as I’m just on default web lemm.ee,) so that might be something to contact your client’s devs with.