• @Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      263 months ago

      Goes to HR:

      “My boss grabbed my dick and shook the piss out of it in the bathroom! Then he made me go into a stall and wiped my ass to check if that risky fart he had noticed earlier was indeed just a fart!”

      “No shit?”

      “None!”

      Then he sits down and makes himself an award certificate for best personal hygiene and another for most caring boss and wonders if talking to himself really means he’s crazy.

      • @DeanFogg@lemm.ee
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        3 months ago

        HR: “You know what? Promotion!”

        “For me or the boss?”

        HR: “does it matter?”