The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.
“This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex”. Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.
The only solution to get out of this is to pretend to be flamboyant and treat it like you use that phase everywhere.
“This chocolate is so good let’s have sex” and “thank you for these extra napkins we should have sex”. Say it everywhere. To mailmen. To your boss. To dogs.
Make everything about sex.
The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.