• @Azzu@lemm.ee
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    194 months ago

    Chapter 2: Mordor launched automatic retaliatory nukes at the rest of middle earth, all life in middle earth goes extinct.

    Except dwarves, they have good bunkers.

    • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Yeah but what about the Balrog? They’d have that to contend with.
      And maybe… in fact I’d bet that creatures like Smaug could survive a nuclear blast even relatively nearby and probably even radioactive fallout, and just in case, they’d also know where every single cave in Middle Earth is, could quickly find cover before being exposed too much.