• @Zozano@lemy.lol
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        228 days ago

        My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

    • I Cast Fist
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      129 days ago

      You know what’s great about nipple pus? You can make bacteria eat it down, then eat the resulting bacteria shit!