• @FirstCircle@lemmy.ml
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    84 months ago

    Davidson will move to a role advising the CEO during the borg

    What does the borg have to do with this?

    • The whole article is a shit show. When did it become trendy to use abbreviations like “reorg” and “biz”. I work in corporate finance, I’ve never heard someone talk like that.

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        4 months ago

        The redundancies follow declining revenues and shrinking profits.

        “Redundancies” is apparently now a noun that refers to employees being laid off.

        Intel announced it was eliminating 16,000 people – to curb capital expenses.

        Headcount is now a physical asset I guess. Corps must be taking depreciation expenses on employees now in addition to salary expenses. Ka-ching!

        After my first browse of the article I was wondering if it had been spewed out by some of the crappy AI that Cisco is so keen on.