MrSebSinM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee • 3 months ago14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down139
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1image14 August 2024sh.itjust.worksMrSebSinM to Cyanide and Happiness@lemm.ee • 3 months agomessage-square111fedilink
minus-square@moodylink15•3 months agoSo what “If you’re not 6 feet tall, don’t bother” really means is “Hit me up anyway, we might click.”
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥linkfedilink35•3 months agoNo, it means ‘I’m a vapid person and you’re dodging a bullet by swiping left on me’.
minus-square@Asafum@feddit.nllinkfedilink8•3 months agoSeriously, those people are a godsend. Thank you for telling me to stay far away lol I’d never want to be dating someone like that.
minus-square@SwingingTheLamp@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 months agoThe “dodged a bullet” idiom is well-meaning, but after a while, you feel like a soldier who survived storming the beach at Normandy, what with all of the bullets you dodged.
So what “If you’re not 6 feet tall, don’t bother” really means is “Hit me up anyway, we might click.”
No, it means ‘I’m a vapid person and you’re dodging a bullet by swiping left on me’.
Seriously, those people are a godsend. Thank you for telling me to stay far away lol I’d never want to be dating someone like that.
The “dodged a bullet” idiom is well-meaning, but after a while, you feel like a soldier who survived storming the beach at Normandy, what with all of the bullets you dodged.