• nifty
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      4 months ago

      Papa, you illin

      I may be illin, but yo moms mad chill. My world is ratchet without her.

      She lit

      Yasss?

      Yas, Yas

      • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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        We moved up a level

        Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

        Papa, you ain’t fly

        Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

        She’s hella aiight

        Oh snap?

        Crackle pop

        • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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          Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly

          Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul

          Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith

          Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst

        • ivanafterall ☑️
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          224 months ago

          90’s Edition:

          Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You’re totally buggin’ out over mom and it’s grodie!

          Whatever, don’t go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin’ jiggy wit it! She’s all that and a bag of chips!

          Wazzzuuuuup!?

          Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

        • @gwilikers@lemmy.ml
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          Sayin ‘crackle pop’ in response to ‘oh snap?’ is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.

    • @Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1. Dad, you’re not cool. You’re madly in love with my mother, and it’s cringey.

      2. Maybe it’s weird, but your mother is special and I can’t imagine life without her.

      3. She’s the best person I’ve ever met.

      4. Are you sure? – I’m positive.