Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-29 hours agoA duck doing that funny thing where they submerge half of their body, with their fluffy little duck butt bobbing above the water hehehemessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareA duck doing that funny thing where they submerge half of their body, with their fluffy little duck butt bobbing above the water heheheDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-29 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 days agoShameful parking jobmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareShameful parking jobDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 7 days agoOld dog poop that's boring ass brown instead of chalk white, because they stopped putting so much ground up bone in the dog foodmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareOld dog poop that's boring ass brown instead of chalk white, because they stopped putting so much ground up bone in the dog foodDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 8 days agoGetting a tickle in your throat but hoping for the bestmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareGetting a tickle in your throat but hoping for the bestDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 10 days agoLetting out a big, booming fart while urinatingmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareLetting out a big, booming fart while urinatingDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square1fedilink
sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoHave a new crush but every time you sleep like shit next to her message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down11
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareHave a new crush but every time you sleep like shit next to her sir_pronoun@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square3fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 14 days agoMore hair in the shower drain than you feel comfortable withmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareMore hair in the shower drain than you feel comfortable withDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 27 days agoReally good looking person who is probably single and in your league, but you will never, ever take the initiative to strike up a real conversation withmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down15
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareReally good looking person who is probably single and in your league, but you will never, ever take the initiative to strike up a real conversation withDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square1fedilink
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 29 days agoYou bother a poor underpaid sysadmin that works for a non-profit because someone decided to be a jerk.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down12
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareYou bother a poor underpaid sysadmin that works for a non-profit because someone decided to be a jerk.jawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 29 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoPoorly applied window tint, complete with hundreds of air bubblesmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squarePoorly applied window tint, complete with hundreds of air bubblesDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoWatching the sun come up after spending a fitful night recovering from surgery 🥳message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareWatching the sun come up after spending a fitful night recovering from surgery 🥳BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoGleeful toddler likely up to no goodmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareGleeful toddler likely up to no goodDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agoYour password working the second time you typed it, even though you're absolutely positive you entered it correctly the first timemessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareYour password working the second time you typed it, even though you're absolutely positive you entered it correctly the first timeDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square7fedilink
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agoThe dog you've had for 9 years suddenly decides that getting on the bed while you sleep and licking your ear is the best thing in the worldmessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down12
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareThe dog you've had for 9 years suddenly decides that getting on the bed while you sleep and licking your ear is the best thing in the worldjawa21@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square5fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoBig fantastic butt cheeksmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareBig fantastic butt cheeksDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMaking a snow angel beneath evergreen trees message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down10
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareMaking a snow angel beneath evergreen trees SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agoDust particles dancing and flickering amidst the rays of light, beaming through old, sheer curtains on a still, summer afternoonmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareDust particles dancing and flickering amidst the rays of light, beaming through old, sheer curtains on a still, summer afternoonDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square2fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agoDelicious cookie, but you probably shouldn't, because you're trying to watch your figuremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareDelicious cookie, but you probably shouldn't, because you're trying to watch your figureDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgMEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
pmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 months agoSitting on the toilet for so long that your legs no longer workmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down10
arrow-up123arrow-down1message-squareSitting on the toilet for so long that your legs no longer workpmjv@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square2fedilink
spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 months agoStepping in the one wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socksmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down10
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareStepping in the one wet spot on the kitchen floor while wearing socksspicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink