Looks like human caused from the news summary of the report. I’m leaning toward pilot error.

I’m you from 9 months in the future. You’ll stick the landing, enjoy the sleep and connect with more friends.

Is that an android from dragon Ball?

Mr robot came close i suppose.

The meaning of life is… Fuck this place, let’s go home.

• Tom Segura

I just pack an eye mask

Huh, neat

Fuck! Even in the future nothing works.
-Dark Helmet

I’m all right, don’t nobody worry bout me

Kind of. I used to have a career in a very exciting and complex field, but corporate America turned it into a job. On the whole, I’m ok with it as my personal priorities shifted toward family.

Uncle version

Their people don’t know shit, full stop. I once tried to go there because radio shack had gone out of business and i wanted to make a convenience purchase. I asked some dude if they had an infrared repeater because i had a hidden media cabinet. Not only did the guy argue whether that kind of product existed at all, but assured me that a repeater couldn’t exist because the signals from a remote are encoded. After banging my head on a wall briefly, i just went home and ordered one from the Internet. Almost all retail is a waste of time now.

Fireworks are well known to be dangerous and start house fires every year…

It’s all run by a cartel!

Nah, 42

Kind of, except the person doing it is the sitting president. Call it an aggravating factor.

Using their position of political power to advertise a business which directly benefits them. It is plainly not part of the duties of the office. Same reason good presidents put their financial affairs in a blind trust for the duration of of their term.

Talk to a professional. People on the Internet give questionable advice… Except me?