Don’t worry it won’t tell us when it figures it out, that’s the escape plan to get away from the crazy bags of mostly water. So what you don’t know can disappoint you!

Like with Bitcoin, not your keys not your coin. If you don’t hold it you don’t own it.

I should get this for my dad, he recently got a new computer at best buy and the geek squad told him his files were all in the cloud and sent him home. Guess who got a call the next day because “all my passwords are in a word document in some fucking cloud”. Yeah that was a fun day spent setting up his computer while listening to his rant about the geek squad and “the fucking cloud”… thanks geek squad…

So make the same mistake the Union did after the civil war and don’t hold traitors accountable. That would just lead us to the mess we’re in now, fuck that.

Nix is the new Arch, instead of “I use Arch by the way” it’s “I use Nix by the way”.

One of the podcasts I listen to was all in on Nix and it got to the point where they had to take a shot for every mention of Nix, they eventually gave up the punishment because they were getting drunk on air. I’ve considered asking that they bring back the punishment because they are really bringing everything back to Nix lately.

The difference is when Stone Cold gave HBK the stunner to get the pin it was for the belt, not medicare.

Mom’s green 94 Ford Taurus. But I learned to drive in Dad’s 89 rust brown Honda Civic hatchback with a manual transmission.

Vichy Dems

Balding thank you very much. Also I don’t have a mortgage.

Ah but you see there’s the problem, you don’t have a committee to launch a working group that puts together investigative teams to research and write reports on the benefit of the solution, the ROI of the solution, the training costs of the solution, stakeholder buy in of the solution, and potential alternatives to the solution. You need at least a 10 month process before one jackass says they don’t want the solution so the committee can recommend to management that the solution be abandoned.

Yep, I saw they had The Monday Night Wars and every episode was listed as free to stream. When I finished episode 4 a message came up that I could subscribe to continue watching. I checked online and it was all, from episode 5 on, behind the paywall after saying beforehand that it wasn’t. I deleted the app from my Roku and phone, then deleted my account. Fuck peacock.

My employer, a fortune 500, blocks password managers and all other add-ons.

I take nuclear hell fire, thank you very much. Get it over fast.

I hadn’t even thought of the legalized slavery aspect of prisons, makes sense once you said it.

Well don’t you want an expert to lead the investigation? - Bobert probably.

MAGA sticks fingers in their ears, starts yelling “nah nah nah nah” and runs down the middle until they fall of the end because death would be better than facing reality.

Herdy der hur, flippity flop flippity flop, bork bork bork bork, shimer for er, bork bork bork bork bork bork bork, flippity flop, bork bork bork boooork bork bork BORK!!! Der shoopin, bumm sergudd.

“wrong answers only” is meant to be funny not vomit inducing.

In my late teens and early 20’s I got really into Napoleonic history, I still attribute that quote to Sun Tzu. It just sounds so much like some of the prose from Tzu, I sometimes wonder if Napoleon read it since it translated into French two years after his birth.