Instructions unclear, pirated Photoshop (For both ethical and legal reasons I did not actually do this. Instead, I downloaded some webgames hosted on Github like any normal lunatic wou- wait, you’re telling me that doesn’t count as installing? Fine, I guess I’ll install around 5 media players, see which one I like the most, and for some ungodly reason not remove the rest…)

Ooh, minor ideological differences! Always a joy to watch from the warm screen of my iPhone.

Behold, my list of theories that have almost no basis in reality:

• Gensokyo exists in the Analog Nowhere universe, and of course MATACORP had to build a bus transit system there.
• The CEO of MATACORP doesn’t exist in the physical sense. At least, not anymore.
• The MATABOTs were made primarily as propaganda, and MATACORP’s actual primary method of counteracting the Techno-Mages are spies in the Wild.
• MATACORP is currently having an existential crisis.
• The food the FISH feeds Girl is made up of floppy disks.
• OpenBlade has hidden functionalities that will only be revealed when thrown.
• MATACORP turned the moon into a supercomputer. Thus, one can hack it.

Wait, am I seeing this correctly? Is the umbrella going through Fossangel’s hair?