The cock and balls on the side horse though…
Che Banana
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Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org•Whoever designed toilet paper is a genius
2·9 hours agoOne of the anecdotes I came across from the ‘over/under’ TP debate was that it was supposed to be over because when it was under and you reached for it could give you splinters under your fingernails in the outhouse
Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•'Unprecedented': Trump Admin Denies Minnesota Investigators Access to Alex Pretti Shooting Evidence
1·1 day agoSomething something because cops something…
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blueteamsec@infosec.pub•Your car is spying on you – and Israeli firms are leading the surveillance raceEnglish
1·1 day agoNot if I don’t have a car. Checkmate.
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Europe@feddit.org•Food firms urge Europe not to ban calling non-meat products ‘sausages’English
1·4 days agoTo answer the last they’re labeled:
Bebida de Soja (avena, almendras etc), sometimes adding ‘for baristas’…but that’s only one brand.
Soy Drink.
No milk in the description at all, that’s just for the English.
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Europe@feddit.org•Food firms urge Europe not to ban calling non-meat products ‘sausages’English
75·4 days agoFound the vegan!
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto
Climate@slrpnk.net•World’s Largest All-Electric Container Ship Begins Sea Trials In China11·4 days agoboy I really can’t wait for the environmental disaster that it will make when it sinks.
oil spill, battery fire that can’t be put out,… probably rape some fish while it’s going down IDK I’m not a shipwreck expert
FOSS till I die
Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Trump boasts of over $1.5B in political funds. His spending tactic could shape the midterms
1·4 days agoCunts in charge, destroying government agencies, roving bands of masked murderers killing American residents and citizens, removing health and safety regulations, removing environmental regulations and having the DOJ run a block on his little kiddy diddler cabal and you’re out here fighting the good fight being pandantic.
Bravo.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgto
Norm Macdonald SNL Jokes@piefed.zip•Roseanne Was Married On Valentine’s Day
2·5 days agoStill relevant today!
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Ukraine@sopuli.xyz•[Combat] Simultaneous strikes by two Ukrainian FP-2 UAVs on a Russian permanent deployment point.
4·5 days agoNothing says I love you like being double penetrated
Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Trump boasts of over $1.5B in political funds. His spending tactic could shape the midterms
1·5 days agoit is his money until someone makes it right…just like its his laws, his policies and his agencies, etc. etc. etc.
Don’t come at with with ‘well let’s be all civilized and use proper verbage and blah blah blah’ because, and I want to be very frank:
There is nothing, and I mean nothing stopping the child fucker, and the sooner you fucking figure that shit out, the better.
Go pound sand with Chuck Schumer and this bullshit sternly written letter.
Nazis and fascists will not stop until you MAKE THEM.
Che Banana@beehaw.orgtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•Trump boasts of over $1.5B in political funds. His spending tactic could shape the midterms
1·5 days agolike he would spend his own money
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Global News@lemmy.zip•Russia gave two Nigerian recruits no training, then sent them into a “meat assault” in UkraineEnglish
8·5 days agomany, many countries are either getting duped or forced into the meat grinder for dear Putin’s pet project
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UK Politics@feddit.uk•Racist billionaire Jim Ratcliffe claims Britain is 'colonised' by migrants - Socialist Worker
9·6 days agoCunt doesn’t even live there anymore.
my team won the hand egg tournament!












Good thing I’m not in Spain, because I’m in (checks VPN) Chechnya.
…Da, Chechnya