It’s not fitting it on the hat that’s the problem, it’s making it catchy. Just say the whole thing, that’s more impactful.

Voting takes you V minutes?! Wish I were that lucky, it was a day long ordeal for me. Feels like the sort of thing you should just be able to do on an app given modern technology.

Oh man, do capybaras eat crocodile ticks? Or just having that adorable fuck around a mad PR move.

IDK what to tell you, sleep on a bed of crocs long enough and find out.

Hrm, so what do you think? Accelerationism? Don’t want no unnecessary violence but don’t see sucking establishment dick werkin’ to whit.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those capybaras do eventually get vored by those crocodiles. Thing is crocodiles only have to eat like once every two weeks, but them lazing around in the between period doesn’t make for exciting footage.

The Devil did that season 1 of South Park shit where he was the only one to bet against himself and returned to Hell a much richer Prince of Darkness.

This is a solid premise for a pretty metal music video.

To be honest I feel like this is a candle that’s going to burn bright too fast and the country will quickly fall into complacency.

Prove me wrong, America, prove me wrong.

When it reaches a point where your opposition is belligerent to grievance, mockery is the best option.

I wonder how well he’ll be able to play his puppet master, Trump cringed pretty hard during that bit where Elon brought his kid to that press conference.

Putting ACAB aside, you can be a decent person and become a cop, though you’ll probably be forced into a sociological condition that often makes you a bastard. With ICE, they’re all in it just to be racist, 100% of them. Even the POC’s, it’s messed up.

What frustrates me this is that ideally people can be who they are (I feel like being gay/trans whatever falls comfortably in this, obviously we don’t want Jeffery Dahmer types living their best lives) and this sentiment is so ubiquitous there is no compunction to have pride month, that sort of thing. However, I don’t think that’s the angle conservatives are atting this with thus creating the need for it. They did this to themselves with their bigotry.

CRT, DEI, “woke”, the right uses these interchangeably functionally for what the nazis called “Jewish science”.

I’m hanging on to see how this turns out. Some political analysis says Trump is mainly a vessel to collect the glory of being president doing his thing, while the ghouls behind the curtains whispering into his easily manipulated narcissistic head are steering.

You must be a hit at parties.

I feel like it would be really interesting to see what would happen if everyone started doing this at once, but as it stands it’d just make things more complicated for yourself.

It is infuriating. I’ve taken to answering the question more literal. “How” am I? Well, it depends who you ask but the leading scientific consensus is that our known universe began to take shape in what’s known as the great expansion. And then…

You gotta make people learn to stop asking you that.