Phase 2 - annexation of other countries, or parts thereof - is yet to start. Surely that would serve to quieten the home front, not to mention to make the rich even richer, by an awful lot. Hell, we’ll get to see the world’s first trillionaire for sure.

Middle management AI when?

Nice racket. First you pay the airlines for their tickets, then the ICE with your tax dollars to buy your data from said airlines.

Dope Pope Bob

Dating sites besieging their users with bots and fake profiles.

I’ve seen it all before
I’ve been there
I’ve seen my hopes and dreams lying on the ground
I’ve seen the sky just begin to fall

I used to live in an eerily similar setup, but additionally, the floor was made of tile that was as hard as diamond. And that made it no good for phones, plates… anything, really. They’d bust into pieces like they’ve been dipped in liquid nitrogen.
Also, is the mattress on the right inflatable? I used to have one like this.

They must have made a mistake.
I’ve gotten rejected, twice, by companies I positively never applied to. Nor were they any subsidiaries or whatever of other companies.
Then again, one time I’ve also gotten a rejection mere hours after applying.
Also notable: This one time last year when I e-mailed my application and received a very official rejection letter a few weeks later… by snail mail. Signed by the CEO himself. Not sure if that’s supposed to be a badge of honor or something.

I don’t see you guys rating
The kind of mate I’m contemplating
I’d let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you