I guess I’m looking less for a way and more for an opportunity.

Horseshoe theory is strong here; both ends of the scale are “Fuck them kids”

I need to find a way to drop “Blistering cheeks of Christ” into a conversation…

Well then be A Real American™ and batter & deep fry them!

Make Honey BBQ dip “for people who don’t like spicy”, or ghost pepper dip “for people who like a challenge”.

Now you get to watch as everyone tries yours and hers sits there…

I had a Daewoo VCR.

The 90’s were wild, lol

Snake, snek, nope rope, danger noodle.

In a lot of places in the US, a living human who smelled like a rotting corpse is going to catch 2 to the head.

Ha!

I was about to mention those in my last comment! I remember it was like weird bits of terrain you had to shoot so many times in certain levels to get the Easter egg. Pretty sure I saw the locations in Nintendo Power…

A low poly wireframe bikini girl had to be hidden back in the day, and now there’s porn games on the Switch Store!

Red Alarm is definitely my Number 2 on VB, Followed by Wario. I need to search my basement and see if I still have them…

Teleroboxer reminds me of a cross between Punch Out & Metal Combat for the Super Scope, another underrated gem.

At least that one got a sequel!

The virtual boy was ahead of its time, too. Teleroboxer is still my favorite game that no one played.

Silicone tips on metal straws solve this issue.

Suits: I can do what I want, because I have money!

Workers: If anyone finds out what I’m doing, I won’t have money…

I think I would watch this more.

why isn’t it an electronic lock that prevents operation of the machine if it’s not locked?

Because that would throw the liability on the facility when the system inevitably failed, or was bypassed because the $1000 lock mechanism was preventing the $10m MRI from working.

Much easier to slap up a couple of warning signs and tell people not to be dumb.

I’m sure there’s a mad scientist somewhere that can figure this out if we give them lightning and a bunch of random glassware.

Wait… The conservatives want sex ed now? Apparently with a practical exam!?

I want them to be called the “Make America Great Again Youth”, but I’m not sure if the acronym would offend the correct group.

Believing in other gods is an abomination unto Nuggan.