I was on my phone, and with my bad eyesight and it’s camouflage, it looked like a snake!

Me, panicking: “WTF? Bare feet so close? 20 minutes? Is that a brown? What a flex!”

If only I could access Second Life via the Metaverse…

Also, Elon Musk has stated Tesla full self driving will be available next year

Yeah, that’s what killed the dinosaurs.

Can you bring them back?

Ahem, the knob is in the driver’s seat.

You don’t buy a manual car because it’s faster.

Nowadays no, but back a few (alright many) years ago, manuals were both quicker AND more fuel efficient. Drivetrain losses in autos were bad, and the better gearing and more gears in manual vs auto meant they were quicker off the mark and could cruise at an optimal rpm with better efficiency.

Don’t ask me how I know when the berries are in season…

“We are a community of Indigenous people and non-Indigenous service providers — these people stood out like a sore thumb,” she said.

😂

But what about Hillary’s emails!

/s

That’s a great idea. There’s probably other quiet streets where the occaisonal car wouldn’t be too bad as well.

👩‍🍳 🤌

Look, I get it. And I enjoy eating outdoors when the weather is perfect.

But I will never eat outdoors, roadside, with cars zooming past and trucks roaring by. Or even lots of foot traffic. You can’t hear anyone you are eating with, and I have never ordered a meal with extra exhaust or vape or whatever.

It’s beyond insane that the place where most of the whacko conspiracy theories were created {4chan) is somehow excluded.

They are going after the users and street dealers again.

BECAUSE OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE IS COMMUNIST AND THE SPAWN OF SATAN HIMSELF!!

ALL THE COMMUNISTS ARE SHARING “REPOSITORIES” AND DOING “PULL REQUESTS” AND “COMMITS”. AND THEY ARE DISCUSSING THINGS OPENLY LIKE “ISSUES” AND “BUGS”.

THEY ARE PLANNING BRANCHES AND RESOLVING MERGE CONFLICTS!

GITHUB HAS TO BE STOPPED BEFORE THEY CAN RELEASE!

I don’t know who Lynelle Briggs is, but I’m glad that she is keeping the legend of Barry Humphries alive by doing a great Dame Edna Everidge impersonation. She just needs a bit more bedazzling and to throw in the occasional “Hello, possums!”

Just a thanks to everyone involved with keeping things running here and dealing with not only our stupidity, but the stupidity of our stupid government.

And, Molly! Whoooooo, girrrrrrrrrrrrl! You have a job ahead of you! Good luck and thank you to you too!

(Edit: And I think I messed up my submission already sorry 🫣)

Updating my travel list:

• Amalfi Coast

I’m gonna throw up a captcha and see how they go lol

To be fair, it seems like half of us can only read to a 5th grade level anyways, so the monkeys aren’t that far behind.

Girl: Breaks into house and steals food. Then dirties the sheets on beds.