Why cant a guy just really like blowjobs and not be fussy. Always with the labels.

People.ask me “Why do you wear nothing but Vans and Dickies?”

Because I know their cuts and sizing and I can order the right thing first time every time online.

Having been a new parent and having a stressful job at the same time, I am absolutely guilty of enjoying the peacefulness of grocery shopping and just… spacing the fuck out.

For that hour (that could have taken 10 minutes) nobody is up my ass about something. Ive already been given the task (grocery shopping) and until thats done nobody else is trying to heap shit onto my plate.

Think more along the lines of "Extreme focus on something wildly unrelated to what you are supposed to be doing that is incredibly critical right now.

Teknoman

I knew Identical twins. They got so fed up with people asking “Are you really Identical?” They would just say fucked up things. “No not 100%, I got molested he didnt.”

Hey Ma! Theres a weird fuckin cat outside!

Honestly where the fuck are the gangbangers in all this? All that talk about fuck the police and how hard they are and all and there hasnt been one incidence of ICE being rolled up on by the westside crips.

Whole psyllium husks are fun.

I swear last time I put a bunch in my shaker I shit things I never ate.

As a Petrolhead, new noises mean “I hope thats a part I want an excuse to need to spend money on.”

Really, yes it needs brake pads and rotors, but thats like $300. For $300 I got a set of calipers, near new rotors and barely used pads off a facebook group member breaking a higher spec model, then spent another $200 on braided brake lines because its basically no more work if I’m doing the calipers anyway.

Ive always put it in the very crude fashion of “They are both going to fuck us, but one of them spits on it and goes in gentle the other one wants us to struggle.”

Make an electric EG hatch. Change as little as possible just make it feel like its got about 150 to 200hp.

God damn I miss that car.

Mechwarrior online.

Free, online “shooter”, good community, runs on linux, gameplay is dated and doesnt get tons of dev support anymore but its still how I kill an evening once or twice a week.

You know what else needs to be banned? A bag of chips having 1.8 servings in it.

1 sure, 2… ok. But .8 of a serving? Get the fuck out of here.

I had this discussion with a work colleage about this. I can go as fast as a decent e-bike on a decent regular bike for short bursts. I can ride a regular pushbike for maybe 500m like a NYC bike messenger on meth before my pace starts to flag, maybe 2000m before I’m too gassed to do anything but cruise. The Ebike can do it for 20 times that.

One of my buddies has a big time thing for high heels, but only if he cant see toes because he thinks feet are disgusting.

And you also have to fight against the constant stream of hobby enthusiast content on YT. Between my fitness, cooking, car and maker subs. I cant get to literally all of the new content in one evening.

I can watch “generic cop show 47”, “Generic Hospital show 82” or I can spend my night watching things I’m genuinely interested in.

Made by a convicted prolific child sex offender.

Backfired big time too.

Most of the big older guys realised that walking around all day is actually a pretty low pressure and laid back gig even if you are on your feet all day and dont want to go back on the machines once they are getting like 20,000 steps a day and lose the weight.

Its here somewhere.