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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago

If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?

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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 6 months ago

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Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?

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