Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agoExpecting a new baby?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1962arrow-down19
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minus-square@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink12•1 year agoHey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby. You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
minus-square@MMNT@lemmy.mllinkfedilink16•1 year agoExcuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
minus-square@Lepsea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•1 year agoWell the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
minus-squareMarxism-FennekinismlinkfedilinkEnglish7•1 year agoSpeak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
minus-square@Aux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•1 year agoOf course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
minus-square@ExLisper@linux.communitylinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoYeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.
Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
This is why you put AirTags on them.
Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.