Edit: A lady once came and sat down next to me at a bar. My first thought was that she was a lady of the night, and for some reason my assumption felt solidified when she in broken english asked; “do you like bananas?”.
“Not particularly”, I said, “do you?”
“YES”, she responded, with a cheerful smile.
She then proceeded to pull 4 bananas out of her purse.
The thought struck me, but my gut feeling told me it was fine. I was young and naive at the time, though. I feel confident I wouldn’t have accepted that banana today.
Edit: I think it was the absurdity of the situation that put me at ease. “If she wants to drug me, why bananas…”, was my thinking.
This is not how birbs should fly.
Air travel is cruel to the animals sitting in the lower decks.
In other news, I once though a customer asked if I wanted to see his banana, when he was trying to ask if we sold banana seats for a bicycle.
It was an awkward exchange.
“Banana, see it?!” Points at crotch
Edit: A lady once came and sat down next to me at a bar. My first thought was that she was a lady of the night, and for some reason my assumption felt solidified when she in broken english asked; “do you like bananas?”.
“Not particularly”, I said, “do you?” “YES”, she responded, with a cheerful smile. She then proceeded to pull 4 bananas out of her purse.
I ate one.
Alarm! Alarm!
Seems like it would be especially simple to inject a banana with something that you would not want to ingest.
The thought struck me, but my gut feeling told me it was fine. I was young and naive at the time, though. I feel confident I wouldn’t have accepted that banana today.
Edit: I think it was the absurdity of the situation that put me at ease. “If she wants to drug me, why bananas…”, was my thinking.
Let this be a lesson to future criminals: if you want to dose someone, put it in something absurd to lower their guard.
nutella?
Why is that so … dirty?
Relevant username!
The likely hood of a banana filled with semen is not zero
But preferable to abandoning them.
Ah yes, a banana. The type you sit on
Birds.