• This is such a good question that it’s kind of blowing my mind.

    First off, it’s actually a shit message to only include “my shawarma fell apart” with no other context. There’s not even punctuation! Like, give me some textual non-verbals I can pick up on.

    Second, this is so typical of neuro-normies: send a message with no social cues and somehow expect the recipient to ace the response.

    So what’s the ideal response? I dunno. I’d probably reply with something like “I know, right?! My butthole is so itchy right now. Could this day be any worse?”