Europe's largest economy has flatlined recently, showing no signs of recovery from a winter recession. The International Monetary Fund has predicted Germany will be the only major advanced economy to shrink in 2023.
  • @birdcat@lemmy.ml
    40•1 year ago

    Since I installed a keylogger on Scholz’ PC, I can provide some insight on how this decision was made …

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[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:02:17] User Logged In

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:03:11] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:03:22] "How to stimulate the German economy?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:15:55] "facebook.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:16:11] "Hey Hubert! Whats for lunch today? Schnitzel again?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:35:28] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:35:39] "No not like that. What would Angela Merkel do?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:40:54] "youtube.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 09:41:33] "Epic cat fails compilation"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 11:02:20] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 11:02:29] "Ugh no, what would Gerald Schröder do?"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 12:45:03] "google.de"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 12:45:17] "Schnitzel delivery near me"

[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 13:11:45] "chat.openai.com"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 13:12:00] "Ok, mix all those answers together"
[TIMESTAMP: 2023-08-26 13:22:45] "summarize pls"

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