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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Ever been judged by a floor?

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Ever been judged by a floor?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    Obviously I’m obese because I decided to be born with a spinal defect. I should make better choices.

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      Have you tried walking up the stairs to fix your defect

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        No

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          4 months ago

          What about yoga and positive thinking? /s

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            Yeah… no.

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      That’s the worst excuse for being obese I ever heard. Does a spinal defect prevent you from eating less food?

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