🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 day agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square184fedilinkarrow-up1703arrow-down134
arrow-up1669arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 day agomessage-square184fedilink
minus-square@inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish21•edit-29 hours agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-square@uis@lemm.eelinkfedilink2•9 hours agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-square@UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish8•7 hours agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-square@uis@lemm.eelinkfedilink3•8 hours agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
And authenticators, password managers.
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?